Tuxedo Llamas

and this line here i guess

10:43 PM - Mezmerize: oh god

10:43 PM - Mezmerize: fuck

10:43 PM - Mezmerize: i know what i have to do

10:44 PM - Mezmerize: make a vpk override with marion jump sounds

10:44 PM - Mezmerize: for sagans leap

10:44 PM - ARTY!: god

10:44 PM - ARTY!: NO

10:44 PM - Mezmerize: shit why didnt i think of this

10:44 PM - Mezmerize: TOO LATE

10:44 PM - Mezmerize: ITS HAPPENING

10:49 PM - Mezmerize: HAHA YES

10:49 PM - Mezmerize: IT OWKRS

(Source: rantsofmezmerize, via maxofs2d)



1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image




some quick sketches from my new masterpiece

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firstly this is based on of the ‘should you play sniper’ flowchart because i love it so much

secondly this is everything i know about all of the other tf2 classes and playing them. this is what i’ve learned in all these months of playing this game. this is all anyone needs to know about team fortress the second



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A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

wasn’t there a theory that Anton’s childhood cottage is the cottage Remy learned his craft from eavesdropping inside before travelling to Paris, and the recipe he’s tasting really is his mother’s ratatouille?



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